1) Salt strips - this idea is basically a strip made out of caulk that you attach to your car, inside the caulk is a bunch of salt crystals that melts the road while you drive, it also reduces the surface area of the contact of the road so that there is increased pressure onto the road, allowing for more traction.
2) A bumper sticker I came up with a few years ago with my dad's help: "Fighting the war on tERROR"
3) Using a huge magnetic cannon to launch sattelites into space
4) Digging a canal into Africa and flooding low lying areas of the Sahara Desert to reverse the process of desertification and increasing land values in central Africa, also opening up more trade routes to counter mass poverty.
5) A new idea for gravity (abandoning the standard notion of what a distance is - that it's something static when really it should be conceived as an equilibrium) it incorporates every possible way a distance could be perceived. - lost? so am I, I am still working this out.
6) The Sterling Engine (also something I invented that has already been invented, and I made a fool out of myself in front of that same Nasa scientist while describing the concept - he was a neighbor)
7) A solar positioning system, using satellites to create a grid, mapping all objects in the solar system

rotary impeller brakes - its basically a spinning tube with a hole in the center of rotation
9) Mountain wind tunnels - basically a tube that runs up a mountain side, it uses the pressure differential to generate wind electricity
10) Lava power - using the lava flows to generate electricity, the lava flows are directed through a system of redirection.
11) My most recent idea is called "Windline" basically the idea is to; instead of creating wind farms, put the wind power generators on to the powerlines themselves, save a bunch of money because you don't have to build the towers, and reduce the infrastructure costs.
12) a tornado gun, the most improbable idea I have ever had - It is basically some sort of impeller/fan jet that can make a little tornado in the air.
13) car starter capacitors, these capacitors store charge so that even if you leave your lights on, your car will always start.
14) Starting a popular movement to end the Federal Reserve System by stamping messages on Dollar bills -
www.enderscorps.org15) a plotline for a story that starts with one action, and it follows the consequences to the actions over a long span of time, eventually ending withe the consequence coming back to original character.
16) A comedy group that makes fun of conspiracy theorists.
17) A method for valuing commodities by putting them in the context of other commodities - instead of pricing them in dollars, price them in practical terms, 1 oz of gold is equal to 505 gallons of gasoline, or 14,936 miles on my car, it is equal to four months of food supply, its equal to two months rent. that kind of thing.
19) A language that is read as a series of shapes, one placed inside the other, each word read from the outside in.
20) The word Cheddarbean - a word to describe someone who has putrid farts. "He's a Cheddarbean - don't ever get trapped in the elevator with him after lunch."
You can take pretty much any idea I have patent away, just give me like 5% or something, and don't take "Cheddarbean" it's so lame to copyright a word.