- Black Belt
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In a word, SCUBA.
It's actually "Self-Contained-Underwater-Breathing-Apparatus".
But I'll let you in on a little secret...you don't have to use it UNDERWATER!
I know, I know what you're thinking. Why don't they call it SCOUBA, right?
I don't have the answer for that.
Keep in mind though that if you DO try this, you might be offending the very people that have fallen for federally-backed marketing campaign to sell the people a poisonous, highly-addictive product, at eye level in candy stores. The point is, you'd be skating on some very thin ice, my friend. (But, you'd have your SCUBA gear on, so it's okay.)
COMMON MISCONCEPTION: Snorkel gear with a long tube will work just as well. Wrong!
BTW, welcome to the forum, peter_scotch.