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New product 2 minute sells pitch
by Anonymous Inventor » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:03 am
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Listen to a 2 minute sells pitch on a new transmission for your automobile.
Youtube link
Entabulat...wmv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIS5n9Oyzsc
Youtube link
Entabulat...wmv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIS5n9Oyzsc
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Re: New product two 2 minute sells pitch
by Roger Brown » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:01 am
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Great example of double speak. Below is a script used for the same pitch but the company supposedly working on it is Rockwell.
The video looks like those ones I used to watch in school titled like " Zinc, and how it improves your life." or "Chemistry and you."
Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the 'Turbo-Encabulator'.
The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. ... The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.
Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P = 2.5C.n^6-7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer ... but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. ... Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
The video looks like those ones I used to watch in school titled like " Zinc, and how it improves your life." or "Chemistry and you."
Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the 'Turbo-Encabulator'.
The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. ... The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.
Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P = 2.5C.n^6-7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer ... but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. ... Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
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Re: New product 2 minute sells pitch
by Scrupulous » Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:26 am
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That is some funny stuff. Thank you for that.
BTW, read the last comment on the youtube video...
BTW, read the last comment on the youtube video...
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Re: New product 2 minute sells pitch
by inventor-x » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:07 pm
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Hi All
I am really, really curious if Mad Scientist’s UFO operates under the same principles
I am really, really curious if Mad Scientist’s UFO operates under the same principles
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