Environmentally sound disposal gun.

[waukez]

Environmentally sound disposal gun.

by waukez » Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:06 pm

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I have a really serious Idea here. Ive invented a gun, kind of like those ping pong ball guns of 30 years ago. One that you load and pump to shoot a missile. This gun takes a loaded disposable diaper and shoots it about 70 feet of the freeway or other byway. If the disposable diaper was made with material that would disintegrate with in a couple months and had some wild flower seeds inside the absorbent then you would have pre fertilized growing medium already sown with wild flowers. You could also use them for road rage attacks.

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[Scrupulous]

by Scrupulous » Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:15 pm

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You mean like a diaper cannon??

A Diaperator???

I'd be in favor of that.

Actually, all you'd need to do is shoot 'em far enough, and high enough, that your neighbors can't tell where they're coming from. Just go out to the back yard, and start launching diapers 4 or 5 houses down from you. I suppose you could do that with just about anything, but diapers would be the most fun. The trick would be to put a silencer on that thing. But, I give it a YES.

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[Road Show]

by Road Show » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:47 am

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I like the way you think Mac! Also, one could sprinkle a few seeds in juniors' Gerber to eliminate the post digestive planting of seeds in diapers that are not pre-seeded

I like Diaperator, or how about "Scrud launcher" ??



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[waukez]

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by waukez » Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:16 pm

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You know I never thought about nameing the dang thing. But I did think about how selective you could get in your picking of loads. It would almost make drivebuy shootings enjoyable.

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by Michelle » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:09 pm

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What a hilarious but brilliant idea.

If you could find a way to make the diaper disintegrate quickly and eat up the plastic lining, that would help.

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[Roger Brown]

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by Roger Brown » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:50 pm

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They could use it in Iraq and help beautify the area at the same time. A gentler, but smellier weapon of waste distruction.

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by Scrupulous » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:33 pm

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You know I never thought about nameing the dang thing. But I did think about how selective you could get in your picking of loads. It would almost make drivebuy shootings enjoyable.

Well, I don't know about drive-by launchings. But, oh-h-h Mac! What I wouldn't give to watch someone, through a pair of binoculars...the first time a used diaper wad lands in their back yard, while they're sitting on their patio...

It would give new meaning to the phrase "WHAT the!?!"

Now, are we talking baby diapers or...or what, Mac?

BTW Road Show, that video ranks right up there with some of the funniest things I have ever seen. I wanna thank you from the bottom of my heart.

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